Tales from the F train just your typical commute Read was https://ift.tt/2vS9nex Third, I stood up for a pregnant woman who asked me why I was standing up for her. Yes…I did it again. Shakespeare had no clue when he wrote, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” I am here to tell you being scorned has nothing on me. “I am giving you the courtesy because you are pregnant while I am simply overweight.” I laughed. Hell hath no fury when telling a woman she looks pregnant when she is not. Her eyes spat out fire balls and her lips mouthed out curse words I haven’t heard since 1974. Needless to say I got off the at the next stop to avoid her balls of fire. #ftrain #mta #nyc #commute #tgifInstagram

via Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BiFcjPeHzYs/