First of all, it was Willy the window, may he rest in pieces, and I never assaulted the 80 year old math teacher. He kicked me in my private region and I pushed the two students who held me down. If Willy were around he would corroborate my story. Unfortunately a chair was thrown at him which cause him to explode into hundreds of shards of glass. This is from 1979,I refuse to do the math. #ahiezeryeshiva #classof1979 #willythewindow #mrsegal #halftongueInstagram

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