Isaac and the Old Man

They finally reached the top of the mountain. Isaac laid down the wood and lay upon them. He fell into a sleep and Abraham tied him up with the rope. Isaac woke up. "What the hell? What are you doing? What are you crazy? Un-tie me! Is this another circumcision? Don't you think you cut off enough?" "This is not a circumcision, my son, God has commanded me to sacrifice you as a burnt offering." "God has...Your going to burn me alive??? Pop, I thought I was your favorite - you know you got rid of the Arab kid and his mother - I figured you made the right decision there.